How to Write a Limerick

A man once tried to write a limerick,
Herkimer spelled funny is Himerick,
He spit and he swore,
Could remember  no more,
About how to finish a limerick.

One of my grown daughters said to me today, "Isn't it amazing how willing we are to stick our hand in a toilet we just used, if it is to retrieve our cellphone?"

Tuskaheeny Limerick

There once was a man from Tuskaheeny,
Who liked to drive a Lambourgini,
He bought a Winebago,
'Cause he found out how they go,
And since then, no one has seen he.

Close the Door, Richard !

My son told me his daughter likes to close the door. I said, "If we could bottle that and sell it, we'd make a bundle of money!" #TrueStory

After Six: Free Air

I saw this locally.  There's another in a SW suburb of Chicago, which says, "Free Air, Help Yourself."

What I don't understand: Is there a breathe freely, or pay for your oxygen police force that I have missed somewhere?

When I leave the area immediately near this sign, do I have to start paying for my air?

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